Call me homework.

Then put me on a table, and do me all night long.

(lol. I didn't make this up.)

If you think that you are too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a musquito

"God made men first. Then he had a better idea..."
~dollidol.com~

Whoever said anything was possible obviosly never tried slamming a revolving door

SO...there's two blondes in Texas having a discussion. One goes to the other: "Which do you think is farther? Florida or the Moon?" The other replys with "Helllooo?? Can you see Florida???!!"

You're a walking oxymoron...You can be a smart ass, and a dumbass..at the same time.

I'm not quiet, I'm plotting.

"Never love if you are not prepared to be hurt. Never start if you don't have plans to finsh. Never speak if you don't mean it. And most importantly, never smile when you don't have teeth."

If time is a waste of life, and life is a waste of time, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!

I'm a genie in a bottle....your a tramp in a lamp...