Me: holy fuuckiin shiit!
teacher: language!
me: i believe it was English.

So let me get this straight,
I am supposed to pay money for a dead tree, not be afraid of a fat guy in a red suit, and eat candy out of a sock?

"I see" said the blind man to the death woman sitting on the corner of the round table.

- Nicole

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Make your parents mad, they ground you.

Make a stranger mad, they call the police.

Make me mad, and I'll shove snowballs down your pants.

It's your choice.

If life gives you lemons make grapejuice, and then sit bak and wonder how the hell u got grapejuice

He who laughs last... doesn't get it.

Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. :D

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."

Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run, he hates that.

-Anonymous