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  • What do you call a prostatute with her hands down her pants...........

    SELF-EMPLOYED
    I think it's funny....

    by Brandi
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  • I get more head than a pillow.

    by michael
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  • Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?

    by TwilightGurly
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  • He who pee's against the wind, wets his shirt

    by Nikki
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  • I'm proud. I did my morning excersises today. Up and down, up and down. and then I did the other eyelid.

    by Roulin
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  • "I see" said the blind man to the death woman sitting on the corner of the round table.

    - Nicole

    by Nicole the Fairy
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  • When life gives you lemons...
    Stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!!

    by Stephanie
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  • Grl: Will you remember me 2mrrw?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a wk?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a mth?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a yr?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Knock knock
    Boi: Whos there?
    Grl: Liar you forgot me already!!!!

    by Yella
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  • I'm NAKED!!!

    (under my clothes)

    by *Lost*Love*
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  • Birdy birdy in the sky,
    Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
    Im a big girl i wont cry,
    Im just glade that cows dont fly!!!

    by the one
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