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  • Shhhhh! I'm studying for my urine test.

    ( )_( )
    (='.'=)
    (")-(") Arrivederci!

    by Atomic
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  • If i was a gun i would bang the hell out of you

    by modern day barbie
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  • "i refuse to accept responsibility for your interpretation of my actions, i will only sympathize with your lack of understanding... in other words ...im sorry your dumb....."

    by *~*DarkFallenSuicide*~*
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  • Sometimes people look at me... And they're worried... That I'll... Reproduce...

    by Disasterpiece
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  • "God made men first. Then he had a better idea..."
    ~dollidol.com~

    by SmallSurprise
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  • Dont feel sad, dont feel blue!
    Frankinstine was ugly too!

    by XKt_ShellyX
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  • My Smile Is Just As Real As Pamela Anderson's Boobs

    by Alissa
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  • I see your face when I am dreaming,
    That is why I always wake up screaming

    by RachelAnne
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  • Whoever said anything was possible obviosly never tried slamming a revolving door

    by amanda.
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  • Grl: Will you remember me 2mrrw?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a wk?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a mth?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a yr?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Knock knock
    Boi: Whos there?
    Grl: Liar you forgot me already!!!!

    by Yella
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