Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?

If you think that you are too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a musquito

When life gives you lemons...
Stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!!

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

He who laughs last... doesn't get it.

Whoever said anything was possible obviosly never tried slamming a revolving door

Oh, say that again. Slower. And with your pants off.

Birdy birdy in the sky,
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
Im a big girl i wont cry,
Im just glade that cows dont fly!!!

Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. :D

I'm not quiet, I'm plotting.