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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. |
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When climbing the ladder to success don't let boys look up Ur dress. they'll say Ur cute they'll say Ur fine nine months later they'll say its not mine |
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Your jelousy is my energy |
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When life throws you lemons.... |
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When thingz go wrong as they usually will and enerything seems all uphill when friends are low and depts are high when you wanna smile but can only cry, when u feel like you wanna quit dont come to me i dont give a shit |
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On the wall in a boys toilet: |
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Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? |
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If you want to sound smart, just use big words no-one else knows |
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I don't dress all in black to look cool, I dress in black and dark colors because white would reflect light- and you would go blind. |
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me |