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Mary had a little lamb...and then the doctor fainted. |
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Why do people say "heads up!!" when they really mean "duck!!" dont they know that when they say "heads up!!" u lift ur head and get hit with the ball |
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Rap is to music what an Etch-a-sketch is to art |
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People who are ORGANIZED, are just too LAZY to look for things. |
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Britney: Im not a girl, not yet a woman... wot is she a man????? |
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When you can't find ur balls...look in the closet!! |
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On the wall in a boys toilet: |
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When climbing the ladder to success don't let boys look up Ur dress. they'll say Ur cute they'll say Ur fine nine months later they'll say its not mine |
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Well, today was a total waste of make-up........ |
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"Opinions are like A-holes, everyone has one" - My dad lol |