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When life throws you lemons.... |
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. |
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People come here to sit and wonder, |
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WHAT CAN LIfeSAVERS do thAT meN caNT?? |
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Everyone makes mistakes.the trick is to make them when no one is looking. |
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When you can't find ur balls...look in the closet!! |
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On the wall in a boys toilet: |
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. |
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God's last name is not DAMN IT |
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How to keep an idiot busy for about 5 seconds? Well, like this |