Britney: Im not a girl, not yet a woman... wot is she a man?????

Help others when there life is full of rain, but still find time to dance in it.

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey!!=P

"'No work included,' my ass!!"

When you can't find ur balls...look in the closet!!

On the wall in a boys toilet:

Why are you you looking up at the wall for? The joke is in your hands!

"I am Sweet as heaven, I am hot As Hell, I am the Finest Girl as You can Tell, I am not A Lie, I am not An illusion, I’m An Angel... so What’s The confusion"

Everyone makes mistakes.the trick is to make them when no one is looking.

I said 'no' to drugs.........
but they just wouldnt listen