Why is it that I really wanna punch you in the head and then afterwards say "I'm Sorry!"

I never understood what taining bras were for
like im going to train my boobs to sit, stay, and play fetch.

--my friend said this lmao!!...and i had to put it on here
my friends=love

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

I LOVE SHOOTING STARS..................BRITNEY SPEARS IS NEXT IN LINE

STOP THE WORLD!!! i want to get off!!

People who are ORGANIZED, are just too LAZY to look for things.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me

If u gotta head, u wear a helmet. if u got feet, u wear cleats. but... why r u wearin a cup?

Britney: Im not a girl, not yet a woman... wot is she a man?????

If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You