Lying is so overrated!..not telling the truth is the new cool thing...

Hook'd on fonix reely werked fer me!

This is Bob. Bob likes you, Bob likes sharp objects, I suggest you run from Bob!!

Sometimes i wish i could b u just so i could go out with me :)

lol

-Mom, i'm already 14, will you buy me a bra??

-Shut up Markus!!

it's really simple and short but when you're in a good mood, you'll laugh too.

If you are flamable and have legs you can not block a fire exit.-Mitch Hedberg
where i got it:Someone came up and said sir you have to move your blocking the fire exit like if there was a fire i wasn't gonna run.

Me and you are great friends.
You cry, I cry. You fight I fight.
You jump off a bridge...i'm gonna miss your azz.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery

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