When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside.
-Me to the fridge.

Why do people say "heads up!!" when they really mean "duck!!" dont they know that when they say "heads up!!" u lift ur head and get hit with the ball

Rap is to music what an Etch-a-sketch is to art

I dont have ideas.................
i have master plans

Wise Old Sayings Revised #4:

A penny saved is still just a penny,
but a fool and his money are some party.

Procrastination is like masterbation you always end up fcking yourself

Wise Old Sayings Revised #5:

All's well that..........ends.

The only thing keeping me from a diet .. is FOOD

Positive thinkin is like ths:
"A Little bird in da sky,U L00k up&it SHITS on ur eye;U dnt mind&dnt cry;U jst thank God tht COWS dnt fly!"
(ddnt mke it up)..

People who are ORGANIZED, are just too LAZY to look for things.