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  • "High Class .. Ghetto A** .. Bangin Style .. Sexy Smile .. Lucious Thighs .. Candy Eyes .. Tempting Lips .. Killa Kiss .. So wave goodbye .. and blow a kiss .. Cuz baby you cant .. handle this !!!!!!!"

    by shelbi
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  • Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey!!=P

    by Georgie
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  • People who are ORGANIZED, are just too LAZY to look for things.

    by Sarah Ashley
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  • The only thing keeping me from a diet .. is FOOD

    by Iyla
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  • After being in counseling for a year, my physciatrist said 'Maybe life just isn't for everyone......'

    by The Girl From Yesterday
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  • If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You

    by Slit*My*wrists*With*a*Broken*Heart*
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  • "Kill two birds with one stone."

    The birds point of view..:

    "Poke two eyes with one beak."

    by VoiceOfTheSoul
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  • Duck #1: "QUACK!"

    Duck #2:"DAMiT i WAS GOiNG TO SAY THAT!"

    by krysta
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  • I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

    by shatteredsoul
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  • Britney: Im not a girl, not yet a woman... wot is she a man?????

    by xUnbreakablex
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