When climbing the ladder to success don't let boys look up Ur dress. they'll say Ur cute they'll say Ur fine nine months later they'll say its not mine

F.uck f.uck f.uck a duck.
screw a kangaroo.
finger bang an arangatang.
support your local zoo.

HaHaHa

"guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people"

I havent reported my credit cards to the police , becuz whoever stole them is spending less money than my wife

"I am Sweet as heaven, I am hot As Hell, I am the Finest Girl as You can Tell, I am not A Lie, I am not An illusion, I’m An Angel... so What’s The confusion"

People come here to sit and wonder,
i come here to fart thunder

HAHAHA i found this on the girls toilet door at my school.

If at first you don't succeed cheat repeat until caught and then lie

Im not as think as you drunk i am

If you love something so much, set it free, or cripple it so it cant get away...

*Read it somewhere*

Dont make me cranky!!
im runnin out of places to hide the bodys!