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  • I said 'no' to drugs.........
    but they just wouldnt listen

    by gucci
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  • Be yourself, everyone else is taken

    by stefana
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  • If u gotta head, u wear a helmet. if u got feet, u wear cleats. but... why r u wearin a cup?

    by Carley Jett
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  • If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You

    by Slit*My*wrists*With*a*Broken*Heart*
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  • If at first you don't succeed cheat repeat until caught and then lie

    by Ana
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  • I wanna move the earth out of orbit! Who's with me?

    QUICK!

    EVERYONE DO A PUSH-UP!

    ...lol...

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • WHAT CAN LIfeSAVERS do thAT meN caNT??

    COME in FIVE different FLAVORSSS
    :]

    by 07Ashli
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  • God's last name is not DAMN IT

    by *Lost*Love*
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  • "High Class .. Ghetto A** .. Bangin Style .. Sexy Smile .. Lucious Thighs .. Candy Eyes .. Tempting Lips .. Killa Kiss .. So wave goodbye .. and blow a kiss .. Cuz baby you cant .. handle this !!!!!!!"

    by shelbi
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  • Why is it that I really wanna punch you in the head and then afterwards say "I'm Sorry!"

    by Lacey Loo Ann
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