Britney: Im not a girl, not yet a woman... wot is she a man?????

There are those days
When 25 to life would be worth it.

Mommy..are you a virgin?

hahahahahaa.

When life throws you lemons....
wonder why you didn't get something useful.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

STOP THE WORLD!!! i want to get off!!

I couldn't repair the brake so I made the horn louder

Some people are like cheap television sets... they need to be thumped on the side of the head until they get the picture.

When you can't find ur balls...look in the closet!!

THERE iiS ALWAYSz A LiiTTLE TRUTH BEHiiND EVERY "JUST KiiDDiiNG"