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  • I don't dress all in black to look cool, I dress in black and dark colors because white would reflect light- and you would go blind.

    I don't want to hurt you.

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  • I run with scissors............it makes me fell dangerous

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  • When thingz go wrong as they usually will and enerything seems all uphill when friends are low and depts are high when you wanna smile but can only cry, when u feel like you wanna quit dont come to me i dont give a shit

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  • Guess who I saw today? everyone I looked at

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  • An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead

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  • Get high on skittles not on weed
    Cuz when your hyper you are free

    (in other words, when you smoke weed you are most likely going to get caught, so get hyper instead)

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  • Roses are red, Violetts are blue...
    But a face like you
    Belongs to a zoo.

    Don´t bee sad, Don´t bee blue...
    Frankenstein was ugly too...!!!

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  • I LOVE SHOOTING STARS..................BRITNEY SPEARS IS NEXT IN LINE

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  • Dont judge a guy by his boxers..
    Its what inside that counts!!

    by Caitlin
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  • STOP THE WORLD!!! i want to get off!!

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