THERE iiS ALWAYSz A LiiTTLE TRUTH BEHiiND EVERY "JUST KiiDDiiNG"

Duck #1: "QUACK!"

Duck #2:"DAMiT i WAS GOiNG TO SAY THAT!"

I'm not forgetful, I just didn't want to do it in the first place!

Have you ever stopped to think, and drooled on yourself...

Mommy..are you a virgin?

hahahahahaa.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Recording:

I am not available right now but
Thank you for caring enough to call
I am making some changes in my life
Please leave a message after the
Beep If I do not return your call
You are one of the changes.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say "How to Build a Boat".

68, i owe you 1.

You know you're officially bored out of your mind when you start to google yourself.