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  • What Can Skittles Do But Guys Cant
    --Cum In 5 Different Colors!
    What\'s The Difference Between A Blonde & A Mosquito?
    --When You Slap A Mosquito It Stops Sucking
    What Are The Only Type Of Bees That Make Milk??
    --booBIES

    by Alexandra
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  • Duck #1: "QUACK!"

    Duck #2:"DAMiT i WAS GOiNG TO SAY THAT!"

    by krysta
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  • There is one thing i regret about high school and thats never getting to do half the things i heard i did.

    by Ashley Q
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  • F.uck f.uck f.uck a duck.
    screw a kangaroo.
    finger bang an arangatang.
    support your local zoo.

    HaHaHa

    by Brooke
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  • Fat Albert called...he wants his stomach back

    by Tripp
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  • WHAT CAN LIfeSAVERS do thAT meN caNT??

    COME in FIVE different FLAVORSSS
    :]

    by 07Ashli
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  • Wise Old Sayings Revised #5:

    All's well that..........ends.

    by Gary Jurechka
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  • You're not ugly! Just see it as you being a beautiful monkey :)

    by BrokenREALiTy
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  • "I am Sweet as heaven, I am hot As Hell, I am the Finest Girl as You can Tell, I am not A Lie, I am not An illusion, I’m An Angel... so What’s The confusion"

    by Misz Luving You
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  • Im not retarded i just enjoy to lick windows

    by lindsey
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