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  • Dont make me cranky!!
    im runnin out of places to hide the bodys!

    by Beautifully Broken
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  • No, a polygon is not a dead parrot

    by Kourtneyy
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  • Your never truley alone.
    There are always those annoying voices in your head.

    by Kayla
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  • What do you call a boomerang that won't come back???

    A Stick.. duh.

    by likethewind
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  • A little girl digging a hole in her garden..
    Neighbour looks over and says.. why are u digging a hole
    she says my hamster died..
    and neighbour says thats a big hole for a hamster??
    and she says thats because your FCUKin cat ate it..!!

    hahahahahah

    by Yasemin
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  • I ABSOLUTELY HATE VALENTINES DAY!!!!!

    by get offa my back
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  • The voice in my head thinks that I am the voice in her head

    by shatteredsoul
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  • Procrastination is like masterbation you always end up fcking yourself

    by Andree
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  • In 2009 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people.

    I started crying when I thought of you.

    Run, my little retard friend, run.

    by StopTheMadness
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  • I wish my lawn was emo so it would go and cut itself

    by killcupidxoxo
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