Have you ever stopped to think, and drooled on yourself...

STOP THE WORLD!!! i want to get off!!

A little girl digging a hole in her garden..
Neighbour looks over and says.. why are u digging a hole
she says my hamster died..
and neighbour says thats a big hole for a hamster??
and she says thats because your FCUKin cat ate it..!!

hahahahahah

"Opinions are like A-holes, everyone has one" - My dad lol

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse..

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'Mother In Law', they come out 'Woman Hitler'?

The only thing keeping me from a diet .. is FOOD

Your jelousy is my energy
ever wondered why i am always so hyper

An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead

He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!