Positive thinkin is like ths:
"A Little bird in da sky,U L00k up&it SHITS on ur eye;U dnt mind&dnt cry;U jst thank God tht COWS dnt fly!"
(ddnt mke it up)..

Roses are red, Violetts are blue...
But a face like you
Belongs to a zoo.

Don´t bee sad, Don´t bee blue...
Frankenstein was ugly too...!!!

Dont judge a guy by his boxers..
Its what inside that counts!!

People who are ORGANIZED, are just too LAZY to look for things.

No, a polygon is not a dead parrot

I couldn't repair the brake so I made the horn louder

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.

Procrastination is like masterbation you always end up fcking yourself

"The mOre u study,the mOre u knOw.The mOre u knOw,the mOre u fOrget.The mOre u fOrget,the less u knOw.sO wHy STUDY??"..

I ABSOLUTELY HATE VALENTINES DAY!!!!!