Reach out and touch someone...

No, not there!

He said: I don't know why
You wear a bra, you got
Nothing to put it in.

She Said: You wear pants
Don't you?! =]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to Hell in multiple religions.

Dear Homework,
You are NOT attractive and I'm not doing you.

&& im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens

In 2010 the U.S Gov. will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you.. Love you. Be strong. Take your cranyons.

I don't have problems with anger management,
I manage to get angry just fine.

Sunday school
Teacher:Who is our Savior?
(girl pokes a boy with a pen)
Boy: OH! Jesus Christ!
Teacher:Good.What did Eve say after her 21st child?
(girl pokes again)
Boy:(to the girl)If u stick that in me one more time, i'll break it in half!