Help others when there life is full of rain, but still find time to dance in it.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'Mother In Law', they come out 'Woman Hitler'?

"Kill two birds with one stone."

The birds point of view..:

"Poke two eyes with one beak."

RAWR!! Thats "I love you" in dinosaur

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me

There is one thing i regret about high school and thats never getting to do half the things i heard i did.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.

If you love something so much, set it free, or cripple it so it cant get away...

*Read it somewhere*

If you are having a bad day, remember, It could be worse: You could be a conjoined twin, with a gay brother, who has a date tonight and you are the only one with a butt hole.

There are those days
When 25 to life would be worth it.