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After being in counseling for a year, my physciatrist said 'Maybe life just isn't for everyone......' |
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They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. |
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WHAT CAN LIfeSAVERS do thAT meN caNT?? |
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"'No work included,' my ass!!" |
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People who are ORGANIZED, are just too LAZY to look for things. |
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home. |
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do, but a woman must do what a man can't do. |
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Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'Mother In Law', they come out 'Woman Hitler'? |
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"I already know about sex, but could you explain where Beanie Babies come from?" |
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"You're my friend, Sara, but we just don't fight enough to be best friends." |