You'll know your special when you relize your pushing a door that says pull.

Saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' she hit me

Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster.(:

I have realized that when you try to be funny, you're corny but when you say random stuff that wasn't meant to be funny, people laugh their heads off

; What concert costs 45 cents ?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback .

Has anyone else noticed the "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his butt acrossed the floor?

When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside.
-Me to the fridge.

::i look to the clouds, and i see your face. Suddenly it starts to rain...::

Something to keep a blonde busy for hours

Look down

LOOK UP^^^^

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