He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!

If Abercrombie decided that breathing wasn't "cool" then half the teenage population would suffocate in 24 hours.

If you are flamable and have legs you can not block a fire exit.-Mitch Hedberg
where i got it:Someone came up and said sir you have to move your blocking the fire exit like if there was a fire i wasn't gonna run.

-Mom, i'm already 14, will you buy me a bra??

-Shut up Markus!!

it's really simple and short but when you're in a good mood, you'll laugh too.

&& im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

All a woman needs is four animals in her life:
a tiger in the bed
a jaguar in the garage
a minx on her back
and a jackass to pay for it all

I ABSOLUTELY HATE VALENTINES DAY!!!!!

A good friend will come bail you out of jail...but a best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "damn! we f**ked up!!!!!"

"Stix and Stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, so throw me down on the ground, to show me that u like me!"

"When Climbing the latter to success dont let the boy look up your dress he may say your sexy he may say your fine but 9 months later he'll say not mine."