Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade on the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

"No-one's a virgin life screws everyone!"

I'm not fat, gravity just has more of an effect on me than other people!

What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.

"Stix and Stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, so throw me down on the ground, to show me that u like me!"

"When Climbing the latter to success dont let the boy look up your dress he may say your sexy he may say your fine but 9 months later he'll say not mine."

Smile And The World Smiles With You
Fart And You Stand Alone
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I am myself and no 1 else...no else can be like me...but it's fun watching them try

If we are what we eat, then i'm easy, fast, and cheap

U laugh because im different ... i laugh because your fly's undone