I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE WHOLE, WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS... QUOTE... WHY THE F U C K WOULD LIFE HAND US ANYTHING?? F U C K ING THINK ABOUT IT!!! DUHHHH

"No-one's a virgin life screws everyone!"

"When Climbing the latter to success dont let the boy look up your dress he may say your sexy he may say your fine but 9 months later he'll say not mine."

I CAN MAKE A BANANA CREAM BUT I CANT MAKE A CHERRY POP

Yeah were the kind of rebels that would...
OPEN THE WRONG SIDE OF THE POPCORN BAG

Smile and the World Smiles With You.... Laugh and They all think Your On Drugs....

Boy (with a cheesy pickup line): can i call you carrot?... cuz your good for my eyes.

Girl (much more clever then the boy): only if i can call you toilet paper... cuz your an ass-wipe

What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.

Fat People Need Loving
Too, And That Would
Be Where You Come In!

He said.......
why do you wear a bra, it's not like you have anything to put in it

She said......
you wear pants don't you?