Next time dont mistake the crazy glue
for lubricant

A,B,C,D,L,S,D
Gummybears are after me
One is red
One is blue
One just stole me freaking shoe
A,B,C,D,L,S,D
Look what crack has done to me.

Girl youR kinda like vitamin C \'cause you make my BONE get HARD!

*I found this and it made me laff very much! HA!*

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

The thing I like about escalators is that they can never be out of order, they can only be temperarily stairs.
-Mitch Hedberg

Im like a superhero only with out motivation and super powers

"once you have read this quote in the end you will have realized that you have succesfully wasted your time"
RP-2005

Constipated people don't give a crap

Violets are blue,roses are red,and isnt it about time, that this quote is left dead?

Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100% real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana?