Other Funny Quotes

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  • Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
    Girl: It's in the phone book
    Guy: But I don't know your name
    Girl: That's in the phone book too

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  • "When Climbing the latter to success dont let the boy look up your dress he may say your sexy he may say your fine but 9 months later he'll say not mine."

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  • "Stix and Stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, so throw me down on the ground, to show me that u like me!"

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  • Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

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  • Ive got PMS and a gun.......
    now what was it you wanted to say?

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  • Life comes at you fast...so does a moving vehicle.

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  • Whoever said sunshine brings happiness obviously has never danced in the rain!

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  • Lifes a biotch, and then you die, so fluck the world lets all get high. i'm a stoner proud and true, i grow my weed and smoke it too, To all you preps who think your cool, go to hell, cause stoners rule....

    by Brandi
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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me

    by Mataya
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  • "i'm sure you've thought about me naked"

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