They say that violence doesn't solve anything...
Tell me ONE THING that violence can't solve!!!

If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten then why did God make it look like a taco and smell like tunafish.

Wise Old Sayings Revised #1:

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me

Smile and the World Smiles With You.... Laugh and They all think Your On Drugs....

I dont have enough middle fingers to show how i really feel.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE WHOLE, WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS... QUOTE... WHY THE F U C K WOULD LIFE HAND US ANYTHING?? F U C K ING THINK ABOUT IT!!! DUHHHH

What isn't remembered never happened.

Poor pen.ises, they have a head but cant think, an eye but cant see, have to live with two nuts, their neighbour is an as.shole and their best friend is a puss.y!

Lifes a biotch, and then you die, so fluck the world lets all get high. i'm a stoner proud and true, i grow my weed and smoke it too, To all you preps who think your cool, go to hell, cause stoners rule....