"When Climbing the latter to success dont let the boy look up your dress he may say your sexy he may say your fine but 9 months later he'll say not mine."

He said.......
why do you wear a bra, it's not like you have anything to put in it

She said......
you wear pants don't you?

When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

This Is This Cat
This Is Is Cat
This Is How Cat
This Is To Cat
This Is Keep Cat
This Is An Cat
This Is Idiot Cat
This Is Busy Cat
This Is For Cat
This Is Forty Cat
This Is Seconds Cat

Now Read the THIRD word only! :D

Fat People Need Loving
Too, And That Would
Be Where You Come In!

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness obviously has never danced in the rain!

I am myself and no 1 else...no else can be like me...but it's fun watching them try

"It's better to be pissed off then pissed on"

I'm so bored, I think I'm going to go help the dog chase cars! =D

Who says im E v i l ?!
I'm jus an innocent girl who likes having fun with torture
That's all =) <3