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  • Why was Cinderella kicked out of Disney Land?

    Cuz she was caught sitting on Pinochio's lap screaming lie Pinochio, lie!!

    My friend sent this to me, and i thought it was hilarioius!!

    by Sierra
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  • Wise Old Sayings Revised #1:

    Absence makes the heart go wander.

    by Gary Jurechka
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  • The thing I like about escalators is that they can never be out of order, they can only be temperarily stairs.
    -Mitch Hedberg

    by Michael
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  • Alcohol Ain't The Answer...
    But It Makes You Forget The Question
    ;]

    ~FountainsOfBlood

    by FountainsOfBlood
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  • Smile And The World Smiles With You
    Fart And You Stand Alone
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    by Amber
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  • Whoever said sunshine brings happiness obviously has never danced in the rain!

    by Freckles
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  • I CAN MAKE A BANANA CREAM BUT I CANT MAKE A CHERRY POP

    by Keyerra
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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me so tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me

    by Mataya
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  • I am myself and no 1 else...no else can be like me...but it's fun watching them try

    by shae r
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  • Lifes a biotch, and then you die, so fluck the world lets all get high. i'm a stoner proud and true, i grow my weed and smoke it too, To all you preps who think your cool, go to hell, cause stoners rule....

    by Brandi
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