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  • "once you have read this quote in the end you will have realized that you have succesfully wasted your time"
    RP-2005

    by ryan39
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  • Smile And The World Smiles With You
    Fart And You Stand Alone
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    by Amber
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  • Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade on the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

    by nicola
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  • Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
    Girl: It's in the phone book
    Guy: But I don't know your name
    Girl: That's in the phone book too

    by Lemonbread
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  • We're all figments of someone else's over active imagination

    by NinjaGirl
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  • People Like You Are The Reason We Have Middle Fingers

    by I Hope You Choke
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  • The thing I like about escalators is that they can never be out of order, they can only be temperarily stairs.
    -Mitch Hedberg

    by Michael
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  • When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

    by Lizem
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  • TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 6 NEWS:
    SUICIDAL TWIN KILLS SISTER BY MISTAKE!

    by natasha
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  • I am myself and no 1 else...no else can be like me...but it's fun watching them try

    by shae r
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