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  • "once you have read this quote in the end you will have realized that you have succesfully wasted your time"
    RP-2005

    by ryan39
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  • Lifes a biotch, and then you die, so fluck the world lets all get high. i'm a stoner proud and true, i grow my weed and smoke it too, To all you preps who think your cool, go to hell, cause stoners rule....

    by Brandi
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  • Smile And The World Smiles With You
    Fart And You Stand Alone
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    by Amber
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  • Jet black hoodie...37$
    Two 50 cent CD's....20$
    A bling-blingin chain...45$
    The new Air Jordans....70$
    Really saggy jeans....23$
    A Colt47 pistol......30$
    Three body piercing..82$
    Realizing your white...PRICELESS

    by Gangsta Flangsta
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  • What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
    Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.

    by Nicholas
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  • When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

    by Lizem
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  • I'm not fat, gravity just has more of an effect on me than other people!

    by ~*^*~ longing to belong ~*^*~
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  • I have to be me. Everyone else is taken.

    by Lyssi Lori
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  • Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

    by Kayla
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  • Inst it wried taht you can sltil raed tihs eevn tohugh the ltertes are mexid up? Its bceuase the hmuan mnid olny fcouses on the frsit and lsat ltertes of a wrod. IT'S LIKE BEAUTY.... PEOPLE ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

    by OnlySoStrong
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