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  • Whoever said sunshine brings happiness obviously has never danced in the rain!

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  • He said.......
    why do you wear a bra, it's not like you have anything to put in it

    She said......
    you wear pants don't you?

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  • " You know how they tell you that if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything at all? Well, mimes must be very angry people then."

    - Lindsey Lacroix

    by Mims
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  • I Just Moved You To The Top Of My "To - Do List"
    ;]

    ~FountainsOfBlood

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  • We're all figments of someone else's over active imagination

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  • Yeah were the kind of rebels that would...
    OPEN THE WRONG SIDE OF THE POPCORN BAG

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  • Life is a b*tc*. Because if it was a s l u t it would be easy.

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  • Life comes at you fast...so does a moving vehicle.

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  • Not only does it float my boat, it sinks the rest.

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  • How come flies fly but monkeys don't monkey?

    Another wonder of the world

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