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Alcohol is not the answer...but it does make you forget the question! :) |
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Lost my job as a suicide hot line operator today. Apparently, "I bet you won't!" is not an effective prevention strategy. |
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is! |
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Life is a b*tc*. Because if it was a s l u t it would be easy. |
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We're all figments of someone else's over active imagination |
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If you can’t say anything nice, come sit by us |
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Never have serous conversations in the bathroom, b/c you never know who is in the other stalls. |
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DoNt BuY DrUgS KiDs... |
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Not only does it float my boat, it sinks the rest. |
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I smile when u call me a Bi.tch because i already knew... |