Don't act like you know everything unless your name is "Google" .

Sticks and stone may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me! ;)

To steal ideas from one person is plagerism. To steal from many is research

Life without love is pointless but love without life is just plain weird

"If you always tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

-Mark Twain

A man who pee on electric fence will recieve shocking news.

Q: Why aren't the Mexicans in the Olympics?
A: Because the ones who can run, swim, and jump are already in America!

A man is a king
i king is a ruler
a ruler is 12 inches
sure your a man?

Love me and I'll love you
hug me and I'll hug you too but
leave me alone
and I'll haunt you the rest of your life

Children in the dark cause accidents....accidents in the dark cause children!