I always wondered why people think that men are stronger than women. Don't know about you, but have you ever seen a man survive bleeding for several days?

A little something to think about..... ;)

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and corn oil made from corn then whats baby oil made from?

Guys are stupid,
guys are dumb,
Guys are just,
too much damn fun!!!!

There are people who make things happen,
There are people who watch thing happen,
And then there are the people who say what the hell just happend.

I saw this somewhere on the internet and that it was hilarious.

Inside of me is a skinny beautiful person screaming to get out, but i can usually shut that bi*#h up with some cookies.

"I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him."

Harrison Ford

A mans best friend is their dog, their car, and of course their hand!!!!!! lol

If your think lifes a b***h you clearly havnt met my mother

If you leave me.............Can I come to?

Due to recent cut backs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
Thank You