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  • I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

    by HisPrincess
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  • "we had gay robbers last night, they broke in and rearranged the furniture."

    by reaper
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  • If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?

    by .Sugar.Bebe.4-20.
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  • Due to recent cut backs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
    Thank You

    by Kelsey
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  • "You might be able to beat me in a fight, its very possible. The only question I have is, can you outrun a bullet?"

    by Blacksand
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  • Who wants to be a skinny pencil???
    when you can be a happy magic marker!

    by smiley
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  • Hello.
    I am the Happiness Fairy.
    I've sprinkled happy dust on you.
    So smile dammit!
    This sh*t is expensive!

    by charmaine
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  • A guy phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

    by **honey**
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  • R.I.P. 2 all the ppl dying 2 be me

    by MR F R 3 S H
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  • Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

    yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.

    by likethewind
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