"You might be able to beat me in a fight, its very possible. The only question I have is, can you outrun a bullet?"

If your think lifes a b***h you clearly havnt met my mother

There are people who make things happen,
There are people who watch thing happen,
And then there are the people who say what the hell just happend.

I saw you today and couldnt help but laugh

Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??

Things never to say to a cop
-no u assume the position
- ur not gonna check the trunk r u?
-ur eyes look a lil glazed have u been eating doughnuts?
-i swear to drunk occifer im not god

Mary had a little lamb...The doctor had a heart attack.

A man is a king
i king is a ruler
a ruler is 12 inches
sure your a man?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... But, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that was fun!!"

Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.