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  • A guy phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

    by **honey**
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  • If u think sunshine makes u happy... Then obviously u havent ever danced in the rain...!

    by Mallory
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  • I get evil urges... like stealing candy from small children...

    by Emma
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  • Dont drink and drive...Jus take a sip at every red light

    by Char
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  • I just read 47 pages of funny quotes...
    i have no life

    by myxlittlexcut
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  • |yk3 OMGZ!
    c4N u
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    ill give you a cookie if you dont talk like this..but you can read it...=D

    by Clare
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  • Your ma best friend.....
    when ur sad im sad
    when ur mad im mad
    when u cry i cry
    when u jump off a bridge and die
    DAMN im gonna miss u!!!!

    by Dominican gurla
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  • My Skins tanner
    My Muscles are bigger
    My face is cuter
    And that’s why I'm out wit your girl
    And your on your computer

    by Steven
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  • Girl in my english class "where's page one? is it after page two?"

    i'm not kidding, she was serious!

    by Ele
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  • If quiz is quizical,
    What is test?

    by Rich G
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