"You might be able to beat me in a fight, its very possible. The only question I have is, can you outrun a bullet?"

Who wants to be a skinny pencil???
when you can be a happy magic marker!

Things never to say to a cop
-no u assume the position
- ur not gonna check the trunk r u?
-ur eyes look a lil glazed have u been eating doughnuts?
-i swear to drunk occifer im not god

Sharing is caring so obviously i dont care!!

Some people skinny dip while others chunky dunk

The early bird gets the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese

Life is a retarded peice of crap.

If u think sunshine makes u happy... Then obviously u havent ever danced in the rain...!

I am smart. I just say a lot of stupid things.

Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.