I found a cookie! there's another one! and another! cookie cookie cookie!

~my sis said this when eating cookies in cream icecream~

Me and you are friends,
you fight, I fight,
you hurt, I hurt,
you cry, I cry,
you jump off a bridge,
i'm gonna miss ya xx

Dear Santa,
All I want for christmas are the names of the boys on your naughty list.

Silly faggot, dix are for chix

If a raindrop was a kiss i'd send you showers if a hug was a minute i'd send you hours if a smile was water i'd send you the sea if you ever get lonley i'd send you me

If being stupid hurt,
you'd be dead

Wise Old Sayings Revised #3:

That which does not kill us
will eventually bore the hell out of us.

Life is like a zipper it goes up and down...

The differences between boys and girls

If a cat is on the road...
and a girl is driving, she will wreck the car while trying to save it

If a guy is driving, he will wreck the car while trying to run over that sucker

How do you know when Micheal Jackson is home ?.... There is a tricycle in his driveway....