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  • Guys are stupid,
    guys are dumb,
    Guys are just,
    too much damn fun!!!!

    by i love you
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  • Who wants to be a skinny pencil???
    when you can be a happy magic marker!

    by smiley
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  • R.I.P. 2 all the ppl dying 2 be me

    by MR F R 3 S H
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  • How do you know when Micheal Jackson is home ?.... There is a tricycle in his driveway....

    by Nicole Jacobsen
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  • Life is like a zipper it goes up and down...

    by Lady in Red
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  • I saw you today and couldnt help but laugh

    by bloodytears15
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  • Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

    yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.

    by likethewind
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  • Hello.
    I am the Happiness Fairy.
    I've sprinkled happy dust on you.
    So smile dammit!
    This sh*t is expensive!

    by charmaine
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  • Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better.

    by Robin Auger
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  • I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

    by HisPrincess
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