If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem

Do u have alot of junk in ur trunk?
Yeah I got alot of junk in my trunk
Sometimes I think my boyfriend wouldn't date me if I didn't
U got blankets, jumper cables and first aid box

I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Do me a favor, drink this Red Bull, grow wings, and flock off.

She's a carpenters dream
Flat as a board, and needs a screw

Whoever says that the small things don't matter should try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.

I'm not short!
I'm just unusally not tall.

I WISH I WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THAT SAT UP ON YOUR BED SO EACH TIME YOU DREAMED OF SOMEONE ELSE I COULD PUNCH YOU IN THE HEAD. :)

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... But, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that was fun!!"