If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and corn oil made from corn then whats baby oil made from?

Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.

Hello.
I am the Happiness Fairy.
I've sprinkled happy dust on you.
So smile dammit!
This sh*t is expensive!

I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground.
(not mine but its so true)

A man is a king
i king is a ruler
a ruler is 12 inches
sure your a man?

Scientists finally found out what's wrong with the teenage mind. on the left side, they see nothing right. on the right side, they see nothing left.

A mans best friend is their dog, their car, and of course their hand!!!!!! lol

I saw you today and couldnt help but laugh

The differences between boys and girls

If a cat is on the road...
and a girl is driving, she will wreck the car while trying to save it

If a guy is driving, he will wreck the car while trying to run over that sucker

"You might be able to beat me in a fight, its very possible. The only question I have is, can you outrun a bullet?"