Why my wife loves me:
1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...
You are my hero
and on a scale from ten to zero...
A girls heart is
never to be broken...
Leave me alone! Back off Jack!
I'm doing what i want and not looking back...
When I see you
My heart skips a beat...
Dear sir,
after long consideration, deep meditation and...
What Can I do for you to love me so bold?
Well there are particular panties I was told...
Wat did i do to deserve this pain
why do some Bois have too be so lame...
With a girl,i went on my frist date,
as usual to her place i was very late...
Brian Zaboski is a mean little man.
He will treat you badly whenever he can...
My body is a mess of emotions,
My hands must be sweaty, because that sure is not...
You've got Christmas, and New Years,
And a day for your birth...