Why my wife loves me:
1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...
With A chef? (You get buttered up.)
With A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride...
You are such a great friend I found
although I know you get around...
I got an angel sent from the sky, I thanked you 4...
Girls Love Guys..Even If They Change In front Of...
I Love Him Because...
The day i met Kory
is one that i regret...
We're not twenty-one,
but the sooner we are...
Come on boy
Be my toy...
Running her mouth so fast and furious
Making it sound so harsh and serious...
To see us girls cry for a guy
is kind of stupid since all they do...
My bud Lucy called me on the phone,
She said, "You should come over to my...
I saw you there sitting next to him
Pretty as could be...