Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • You are the one and onl person in the world for me...
    You mean the world to me and I really apriciate it...

  • Askin (1)

    by NettaJay

    If you ask for a hug, I'd give you a kiss....
    If you ask for water, I'd give you Sierra Mist...

  • I am so very proud because my boyfriends gone to...
    he loves me so dearly he wanted to take me with...

  • Yesterday (5)

    by Prasad Baadkar

    You said, the letter you posted me yesterday
    the postman denies of such a horrible thing even...

  • Goodbye to you. (3)

    by jennifer

    I should have keyed his car like Carrie Underwood.
    I should have wrote him a letter telling him he's...

  • No No & No (1)

    by Jenna

    Loved you once. Loved you twice. I'm not stupid...

  • Lesson Number Two (1)

    by Playaette por Vida

    I told you I don't love you
    I said I didn't need you...

  • False Love (2)

    by Mikelita Jean

    She likes him
    Does he like her...

  • Stress
    the one ting that nobody likes...

  • Oath The Adam Brody (1)

    by Lindsay

    Oh Adam,
    Dearest Adam...

  • Once More, My Love (1)

    by brenda bear

    This night I shall dream of your bedazzling red...
    Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous penis-music...

  • Why are you a fan? (1)

    by moonlight2105

    Why are you young lady my fan?
    I'm just a middle aged man...