Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
    Vampires bite, so i shall bite you...

  • If... (4)

    by Zubayer Zakir Khan

    If angels had no wings
    If dolphins couldn't cry...

  • Your like the abc's (10)

    by M1ss L0v3

    A-adorable
    B-beautiful...

  • My little geek (6)

    by Rayarra Jones

    He chews his food with his mouth open
    He wipes his nose when it runs...

  • Roses... (4)

    by kate

    Roses Are Red,
    Violets Are Blue...

  • I find your honesty attractive,
    It gets my breadstick erect...

  • A friend is speacial (5)

    by pebbles

    A friend is like a flower,
    a rose to be exact...

  • When I pass I want it,
    When I ask for it I need it...

  • Girls Best Friend: boy wat do u have to say for...
    Boy: Im sorry....... NOT hahaha...

  • Teachers Pet (4)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the...
    But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks...

  • I have had enough (3)

    by *Daniel94*

    Every time you start to talk
    I just block my ears...

  • The Lonely Hooker (4)

    by Brittany Paige

    There was a lonely hooker walking down the street,
    She was looking for a guy she was supposed to...