You and I are great friends, you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge.....I'm gonna miss you dumb ass"

LOL ......

Wrap your whacker before you attack her!!!!

Off of "Hogan Knows Best"!

Put me on da counter in the kitchen
Now baby pour my body wit some ice cream
Lik me frm head 2 toe
Bending me over
69\'ll be da nxt thing
I wanna taste ur body all nite long
Frm sun up to sun down I wanna make you moan

Realtionships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along!
-Hitch

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

I know I have a fish in my dish
But isn't interesting how the fish in the sea taste???

Dont hate the player, dont hate the game, hate the way we do our thang!!!
-not mine but my friend kayla says it and i thought it was funny

I'm not the girl I once used to be,
I'm still the sk8r punk, but now I got class
But hey don't try f|u|c|k|i|n|g with me,
B|i|t|c|h I can still kick your a|s|s

I blame 2 groups of people
Those who got married before me because they didn't advice me
And those who got married after me
because they didn't ask for my advice

Not Mine ....heard it in a movie