Hating me won't make you pretty ...at all

If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. they're the ones who keep having gay babies.

Boys are like bras; they hook up behind your back.
Girls are like condoms; they spend more time in your wallet than on your d**k.

Why do couples set their status to "single" everytime they fight ?
I don't put "orphan" when I get into fight with my parents ~

You breathe oxygen too?! We have so much in common.

Sunsets aren't romantic, they just hurt your eyes

Its funny how the boy in the relationship admits he doesn't care when everything is OVER!

Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?

Me: How are you feeling today?
Her: Fine.
Me: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

I would love to hate you, but war seems more apporate