A friend help you up when you fall....and a bestfriend laughs and trips you again

Getting your nails done-$20
Getting your hair done-$50
New outfit-$100
Dinner-$50
Finding out he eats pussy-PRICELESSSSSSS.

=)

i thought it was funny.

Always Be Close To My Heart
And Always Keep Smelling My Fart

YoU CaNt TaKe BaCk SoMeThInG YoU NevEr HaD.... So DonT ExPeCt To Be AbLe To TaKe Me baCk!! =P

I my be fat but your ugly and i can always lose weight but you can never change your face.

my sister told me this one i thought id share it.

I ran into my ex-boyfriend the other day, so I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

-Again this is NOT mine nor am I taking credit of it. I don't know who came up with it but I also thought it was great!

"Life is full of surprises, good and bad, you just happened to be one of the bad ones."

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haha I made that up

When I'm down you pick me up
When I have nothing
You give me luck
In then rain you give me sunshine
Thats why you will always
Be mine

Why do donuts have holes?

I NEED YOU LIKE A SUPERHERO NEEDS HIS SIDEKICK !