Roses r red, nuts r brown,
skirts r up, pants r down,
body 2 body, skin 2 skin,
when its stiff, stick it in.

Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" it spells "woman hitler"?

lol. thats funny

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume & a boy puts on shaving cologne & they go out & smell each other."
Kari - age 5
...haha just thought that was kinda cute

I always have the last word cuz im usually talking to myself LOL

Men are like slinkies, they aren’t really worth anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs!

lol this made me laugh!

A HEART IS NOT A PLAYING THING

A HEART IS NOT A TOY

BUT IF YOU WANT IT BROKEN

JUST GIVE IT TO A BOY

I did NOT lose my virginity! I know exactly who has it!

not mine but I think it's really cute

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty."

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!+ch.

--Jack Nicholson

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!