They call it falling in love cause in the end u go splat!!

Sex is like math add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

Roses r red, nuts r brown,
skirts r up, pants r down,
body 2 body, skin 2 skin,
when its stiff, stick it in.

Remember girls ; he doesn't need to undue your top to see a better view of your heart .

WhAtS sPoNgEbOb WiThOuT pAtRiCk?
WhAtS pigLeT wiThOuT poOh?
WhAtS tOMmY wiThOuT cHuCkiE?
*WhAtS mEe WiThOUt You?*

I'm an angel, honest! These horns are just to keep my halo up.

Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" it spells "woman hitler"?

lol. thats funny

A good friend will commfort you when you get rejected...
A best friend will walk up to him and say. "its because your gay!, isnt it!?"

Why do girls talk so much and guys think so much? cause girls have 4 lips and guys have 2 heads

Save a heart, break a penis :]