Me, "Seeee, I wear the pants in this relationship".
Him, "No you don't".
Me, "Yeah you're right. You wear the pants and I control the zipper!".

You've beaten that concept so hard its now dating chris brown.

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Which refrigerator did you place your heart in? It's so damn cold.

"DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. It's not a toy."

SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Sex is the question.

"Yes" is the answer.

Sex is a race where you dont want to cum first

Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
Me:He just sent me a ?
Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.

My friend asked me how to find the gSpot on a girl. i said "googlemaps" lmfao