Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Lifes 2 short 2 date ugly guys.....unless they have money

    by SHoRTy
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  • "DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. It's not a toy."

    by Bethany
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  • I never get upset when i see my exboyfriend with someother girl because my mommy told me tht i always should give up my old toys for the less fortanite(;

    by marleigh
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  • Party-Hardy
    Rock 'n roll
    Drink bacardi
    Smoke a bowl
    Life is great so f_ck a wh_re
    Take a shot and f_ck some more

    by Matthew
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  • Refuse to be used

    by Samantha
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  • Rest in peace heath ledger. xxxx

    by sammie
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  • Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet he is the perfect postion to drop you on your butt.....

    by ~*Curious Me*~
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  • If i flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head?!

    by amy
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  • Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
    Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
    Me:He just sent me a ?
    Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.

    by Twistd StoRY
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  • TGIF=THANK GOD IM FEMALE

    by Karla
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