Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I just wanted to let you all know that my sack hurts, that is all.

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  • You Don't Understand,
    To Be With You, I Tried
    . . . . . . .
    I Wish I Could Hate You,
    But I'd Feel Wrong Inside

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  • I never get upset when i see my exboyfriend with someother girl because my mommy told me tht i always should give up my old toys for the less fortanite(;

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  • "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

    (am i drunk)

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  • If ur world is spinning round n round,
    Ur heart is beating fast and fast..
    Do u think its love?
    No,no its called high blood pressure..

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  • Roll, roll, roll, ur joint twist it at the end, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it,
    pass it 2 a friend(sing 2 row ur boat)

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  • Lifes 2 short 2 date ugly guys.....unless they have money

    by SHoRTy
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  • Party-Hardy
    Rock 'n roll
    Drink bacardi
    Smoke a bowl
    Life is great so f_ck a wh_re
    Take a shot and f_ck some more

    by Matthew
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  • Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
    Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
    Me:He just sent me a ?
    Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.

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  • Rest in peace heath ledger. xxxx

    by sammie
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