Yeah...THATS WHAT SHE SAID

I never get upset when i see my exboyfriend with someother girl because my mommy told me tht i always should give up my old toys for the less fortanite(;

Fake Hair, Fake Nails , Fake Tan , Fake Eye Lashes ..... &They Wonder Why They Can't Find a Real Man :P

Do I suffer from mental illness? Hell no, I enjoy every moment of it.

Want to see a magic trick? POOF!!!! You're single!
Want to hear a joke? Our fake ass relationship!
Want to see the rain fall? Look at every tear I've ever shedded for you.

It's funny how you kissed a girl, and I let it slide. but when I laugh at a guy's joke, you're ready to kill people.

If you find my knight in shining armor, tell him to get his late butt in a tux immediately.

If caps IS YELLING and this is normal the WhAt DoEs ThIs SoUnD lIkE?

Boys are like bras; they hook up behind your back.
Girls are like condoms; they spend more time in your wallet than on your d**k.

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.