One day i met a pick pocket
he took my locket...
Yesterday i had nothing to do
my boyfriend called said what to do...
This is soo funny please read the whole thing. Its...
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked...
Spoons are dancing around the moon
Stars are shooting through the sky...
Your alarm clock screams as you hit snooze, You...
Your head is spinning and you feel sick, Get to...
*In tribute to Stephen King's book...
Once upon a time there was this big mud ball...
O Politcians, deciples of distruth,
What lies shall you bring us today...
Rev it up baby go real fast!
Hurry up now, don't want the feeling to last...
Look at that guy with the funny hat
Not only is he little but he is fat...
OK.. You will never believe this. So my friend and...
If I could could change,
What would I change...
Our lager,
Which art in barrels...