The answer to the worlds problems!!!!:
get the hungry to eat the homeless

sorry i dont mean to offend anyone:)

Slinkies are fun, but reminded of people they give me, one falls downward on the stairs, no matter who is the witness, there is always a smile.

Before you insult someone
Walk a mile in there shoes
that way you'd be a mile away
and you have their shoes!

The only guy you should cry over is George Bush.

A fat P.E (physical education) teacher..............................i dont get it?.....

Fire Fighters take the heat, but EMTs can legally take your clothes off!!!

The real trouble with my sarcasm, is that half the time when people think I'm being sarcastic, I'm actually being quite sincere.

It does not suck to be you

3 blondes walk into a bar.....the brunette ducks

Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing.