To err is human.
To arr is a pirate.

"MY GOD MAN" said Sir John."Why the hell is there no cookie on my plate?"

"Well my friend" says Sir Orr "Because I ate it as if it were mine.

"Good to know. Carry on." says Sir John.

Im nobody
and noboby is perfect
then im perfect

Take free online classes to help you kick your Internet addiction problem.

I'm guessing that there will be another Depression with the way things are happerning and prices rising.
resourses will become harder to find, nd it will become a wold war for them.but who knows.

I am not, I repeat NOT, a Nazi baby. I have green eyes thank you very much. I'm Irish. With German features....

Dammit.

They're still green though!!!

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

Awkward situation #3: You drop your pen and lean over to pick it up, only to realize the person next to you is reaching down to get it for you. You both grab it at the same time. You aren't sure whether to thank them or not.

Awkward situation #2: You start talking to yourself in an empty room, only to realize there was someone sitting quietly in the corner the whole time.

Awkward situation #1: You burst out laughing at an inside joke that was formed days earlier, then feel obligated to explain it to those around you. Nobody laughs.