On this stage called life, the audience can't hear your thoughts. Speak them! Show by action! And keep the audience captivated.

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know you're a mexican when you share the same social security number with all of your amigos

Hey!! do you know what iowa stands for?
it stands for Idiots out walking around!
(and the gay part is im from iowa)

I wanted to be a policeman once
...
Then I realised you had to run

You're not supposed to do anything while wearing Cons. JUst lean against a wall and cry a bit.

How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?? if you die tomorrow, why not now??

BE OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die

HATING ME WONT MAKE
YOU PRETTY!

72% of statistics are made up on the spot!