Funny Quotes About Society

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  • We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

    -- Jeff Marder

    by WrittenInTheStars
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  • Do skeletons have politicians in their closets?

    by jenpiglet17
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  • The list of things that SUCK:
    -star wars
    -chuck norris
    -milky way candy bars
    -WOW
    -broken hearts
    *read this list then post quotes that DONT include them..Thank you, and have a lovely day.

    by LexiAlexanderz Manicluv
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  • You say I need help and it may be true. But I'm sure that I can say the same about you.... So before you pass judgement or say things that are mean, make sure that the fingers you're pointing are clean....

    by Jenna
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  • Heheh! do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    by Pink Romance
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  • You only hate me because I have found comfort in being myself.

    by Jenna
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  • Come on, shake a leg! get off the freaking net I beg!

    by Evee Taylor
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  • Fat people are good for two things:

    Warmth in winter and
    Shade in Summer.

    by Curtis Ayukawa
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  • You have the right to remain silent, Anything you say will be misquoted, Then used against you.

    ~Didn't write but i thought it was funny.~

    by FarFromHome
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  • " I am sumalian, you want to dance with me"

    by TouchYourHeart
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