What?
i do stay in shape!
round IS a shape!

haha :D

I pulled my down my pants and I pointed to myself with a razor in hand yelling "Who wants to get rid of Bush???!!!" :)

Drama doesn't follow us, it rides on our back

Awww hunny
its so cute that you think i care
and yet every time i see you i can't help but laugh at your
Stupidity

(found on pub wall)

Ever notice that a man's favourite sport usually involves balls...

Ford was created to keep reta*ds out of holdens

People have the privilege to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege.

PHD? Does that stand for passion, hopes and dreams?

If life is so hard like peole say we should all wear helments

And you call me un-normal?
You're the one being a sheep.
Since when is that normal?
Exactly....
=p