How does Dumbo fly when he ways so much ???

I love it, didn't write it, wish i did, but it's so true...

"when women are depressed they go shopping and eat, when men are depressed, they go and invade another country!"

Oxymoron #1: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

1 tube of Vaseline: $3.00
1 box of condoms: $12.00
3 Gay porn magazines: $11.00
Making your parents think your brother is gay: PRICELESS.

When life give u lemons u should make lemonade and find someone whos life has gave them vodka and have a party

7 Out of 10 voices in my head say, SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING?

What you don't over dose on, only gets you higher.

"Listen to others, the dull and ignorant as well have their story"

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Don't point your figures at people because they're three pointing right back at you!!!

CourtneyxHolland